if you build it, they will come.

True story: I date losers.

I realize this and I’m making a promise to myself that it won’t happen again. Just because you look like Tyrese and have an adorable accent that makes it impossible for you to pronounce the word “squirrel” does not mean you’re good enough for me! I know it’s really lame to make a list of what you’re looking for in a partner but I know that once I publish this to the world (or the 3 people that read my blog), I won’t go back on my word.

My next relationship will be with a total babe possessing the following traits:

• Educated. Preferably holding a college degree, but I do recognize that you don’t need college to be smart.
• You got that ambition, baby. Have a goal in life that doesn’t start and end with owning something expensive.
• Amazing tattoos, or at least ones that don’t include your own name. FAIL!
  
• Must love dogs.
• CREDIT. Let’s make that GOOD CREDIT.
• Makes more money than me. Which means you need a (legal) job first.
• Is into fashion, dresses well.
• Smarter than me. I want to learn from a partner, not have to teach everything.
• Reads more than Facebook status updates. Do I ask too much?
• Atheist
• Straight-edge
• Vegan
• Vampire (I keeed, I keed)
  
• This last one is very important - IS NOT an asshole. I never want to have to justify your words or actions to another human being.

If you or anyone you know has any information leading to the whereabouts of a person containing these traits, hook a sister up!